Wonko the Sane
Well-known member
An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each
other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was
might be time to consider getting married.
Dinner and a long conversation seemed appropriate to discuss how their marriage might work.
They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.
Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject
of their physical relationship.
'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.
'I would like it infrequently' she replied.
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, leaned over towards her
and whispered - 'Is that one word or two?
other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was
might be time to consider getting married.
Dinner and a long conversation seemed appropriate to discuss how their marriage might work.
They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.
Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject
of their physical relationship.
'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.
'I would like it infrequently' she replied.
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, leaned over towards her
and whispered - 'Is that one word or two?
