dustin dick
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Rural Ireland; a young woman was having a little afternoon delight while her husband was away at work when she heard the car door slamming shut at the side of her house, quick she said, hide it's my husband back early, he must have forgotten something.
Her paramour dived into the wardrobe and closed the door. From beside him he could hear a child's voice which said, it's dark in here isn't it? do you want to buy my action man for £30? cuz if you don't I'm going to tell me da.
Two weeks later, same scene, car door slams, quick hide it's my hubby, again the suitor makes for the wardrobe and closes the door, a small voice says, dark in here isn't it? OK says the man, how much? I'll let you have my action man's Jeep for £30 says the lad.
Later that night the child's father was home in a mood for a game with his son, where's your action man? he asks. I sold it and his Jeep the boy answers for £60. That is extortion the father tells his son, you're going to confession right now and off they go.
The lad enters the confessional and says, Dark in here isn't it? Reply.....f*u*k not you again!!
Her paramour dived into the wardrobe and closed the door. From beside him he could hear a child's voice which said, it's dark in here isn't it? do you want to buy my action man for £30? cuz if you don't I'm going to tell me da.
Two weeks later, same scene, car door slams, quick hide it's my hubby, again the suitor makes for the wardrobe and closes the door, a small voice says, dark in here isn't it? OK says the man, how much? I'll let you have my action man's Jeep for £30 says the lad.
Later that night the child's father was home in a mood for a game with his son, where's your action man? he asks. I sold it and his Jeep the boy answers for £60. That is extortion the father tells his son, you're going to confession right now and off they go.
The lad enters the confessional and says, Dark in here isn't it? Reply.....f*u*k not you again!!
