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VicW

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This should do it!!

After a busy day, he settled down on the train from Waterloo intending to nap

as far as his destination at Winchester when the chap sitting near him

hauled out his mobile and started up:-

"Hi darling it's Peter, I'm on the train - yes, I know it's the 6.30 not the 4.30

but I had a long meeting - no, not with that floozy from the typing

pool, with the boss - no darling you're the only one in my life - yes, I'm

sure, cross my heart" etc, etc.

This was still going on at Wimbledon, when the young woman opposite,

driven beyond endurance, yelled at the top of her voice,

"Hey, Peter, turn that bloody phone off and come back to bed!

Vic.

 
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