Don't tell me. I know Corny.

[Rosso]

An elderly couple are in church. About halfway through the service, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'
He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.


I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit.


Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on Friday this year". Mick said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th then."

 

[westley]

GO and stand in the CORNER....................and take that bloody bird with you !!!

P.S.

They were quite good really    :nyam:

 

[duster]

Was the paddy and mick joke because the irish kicked your arse in the rugby? ??

 

[Rosso]

Don't follow Rugby so cannot comment. Too busy shooting.

England are no good at any sport except shooting and that never gets into the media.

And no one yet has managed to kick my arse.

 

[PhilS]

And no one yet has managed to kick my arse.

That's 'cause no one can catch you, you little grey feathered f.......

 

[Wonko the Sane]

Don't follow Rugby so cannot comment. Too busy shooting.

England are no good at any sport except shooting and that never gets into the media.

And no one yet has managed to kick my arse.

That's 'cause no one can catch you, you little grey feathered f....... Sent from my SM-P600 using Tapatalk

Yeah - - I was gonna say, you must scamper like a bunny

 

[darthmk38]

or he,s really really tall