There must be some algorithm which processes your answers to twenty different questions about you, your shooting needs, aesthetic preferences, price range and value sentiments. It would select a gun for you from all the options. Then you could go and shoot it and dislike it within the first 10 shots. It really is like finding a partner. It’s not always the one you say you were looking for and you definitely need to try before you commit..
My profile in readiness of the new forthcoming eArmoury gun dating platform-
Age: Ye Olde enough.
Height: Needs a box
***: Yes please
Location: Northampton
Hobbies and interests: Rabbits, Teal, Crows, Chandelle, Driven, Crossers
Dislikes: Rabbits, Teal, Crows, Chandelle, Driven, Crossers.
Pet hates: Budgerigars
Family: Has children, doesn’t want them... money grabbing swines!
Looking for: Long term relationship, making new fore-ends and hook-ups
Favourite colour: Black Gold
My style: Everything from Sartorial to hobo
Biographical: After multiple failed short term relationships with a Belgian and three Italians I’m looking for long term commitment and a mutually satisfying relationship with a short, young German brand. I like to keep things simple and prefer a moderate amount of choking. I’m quite monogamous with cartridges.
Has own home, car and am an effluent individual.