Jim Wheeler
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- Jan 11, 2014
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Trap Shooter's Joke:
Wife - "Where the heck have you been? You said you'd be done with trap shooting by noon!"
Husband - "I'm so sorry, Honey, but you probably... don't want to hear the reason."
Wife - "I want the truth, and I want it now!"
Husband - "Fine. We finished 11:00 and then had a quick beer in the clubhouse. After that, I hopped in the car and would have been here at 12 noon on the button. However, on the way home, I spotted a girl half our age who was struggling with a flat tire. I changed that tire in a jiffy, and next, she was offering me money. Of course, I refused the money. Then she told me that she was headed to the bar at the Sheraton and begged me to stop so she could buy me a beer. She was such a sweetie, so I said, "Well, sure." Before you know it, one beer turned to three or four, and I guess we were looking pretty good to each other. Then she told me that she had a room at the hotel less than 50 steps from our table. She suggested that we go for some privacy, while pulling me by the hand. Now I'm in her room. The talking stopped, and clothes were flying. We proceeded to have sex in every way imaginable. It must have gone on for hours, because, before I know it, the clock says 5:30 p.m. I jumped up, threw on my clothes and ran to my car. Now here I am. There. You wanted the truth, so you got it."
Wife - "Bullsh*t. You shot sporting clays too, didn't you?!"
thanks to Tim Bruggeman!
Wife - "Where the heck have you been? You said you'd be done with trap shooting by noon!"
Husband - "I'm so sorry, Honey, but you probably... don't want to hear the reason."
Wife - "I want the truth, and I want it now!"
Husband - "Fine. We finished 11:00 and then had a quick beer in the clubhouse. After that, I hopped in the car and would have been here at 12 noon on the button. However, on the way home, I spotted a girl half our age who was struggling with a flat tire. I changed that tire in a jiffy, and next, she was offering me money. Of course, I refused the money. Then she told me that she was headed to the bar at the Sheraton and begged me to stop so she could buy me a beer. She was such a sweetie, so I said, "Well, sure." Before you know it, one beer turned to three or four, and I guess we were looking pretty good to each other. Then she told me that she had a room at the hotel less than 50 steps from our table. She suggested that we go for some privacy, while pulling me by the hand. Now I'm in her room. The talking stopped, and clothes were flying. We proceeded to have sex in every way imaginable. It must have gone on for hours, because, before I know it, the clock says 5:30 p.m. I jumped up, threw on my clothes and ran to my car. Now here I am. There. You wanted the truth, so you got it."
Wife - "Bullsh*t. You shot sporting clays too, didn't you?!"
thanks to Tim Bruggeman!
