How not to promote something on eBay!

[Cookie]

Just read the description.......

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Clay-Shooting-Leather-Toe-Protector-Trap-Shooters-/110714395377?pt=UK_SportingGoods_Hunting_ShootingSports_ET&hash=item19c7179af1

 

[Les Graham]

That's funny, he's quite a successful seller though.

 

[blaser f3]

Absolute quality , made I laugh out loud . He's sold 15 apparently ! it would be interesting to see what he'd say if he was a used car salesman .

 

[Cookie]

I was going to buy one, may just get an aubergine now instead.

 

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But.......

He is obviously not a shooter and henceforth he got a bit confused.

He said 'trap shooter' when in fact he meant 'sporting hedge monkey'........

 

[Les Graham]

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But.......

He is obviously not a shooter and henceforth he got a bit confused.

He said 'trap shooter' when in fact he meant 'sporting hedge monkey'........

I reccon he got it right

 

[VicW]

He describes the condition as 'new'.

Is that the aubergine or his 'bottom' ?

Vic.

 

[philpot]

Love it :lol:

It reminds me of an ebay advert last year with a surfer in cornwall selling his knackered wetsuit. He explained how he had'nt had a pee in it for ages so it did not smell too much and how he looked a complete stoat in it, the description went on and on, none of which were complimentary but here is the biggest laugh, it sold for £900+ with a number of companies giving extra goodies because of fluffy rabbits that was taking place. I do recall that the guys wife sent a message asking him to get some milk on the way home as he took little notice of her when she spoke to him. I had tears rolling down my face at this advert and printed it off, wish I could find it, I would scan it in and post it.

Phil

 

[TobyM]

Love it :lol: It reminds me of an ebay advert last year with a surfer in cornwall selling his knackered wetsuit. He explained how he had'nt had a pee in it for ages so it did not smell too much and how he looked a complete stoat in it, the description went on and on, none of which were complimentary but here is the biggest laugh, it sold for £900+ with a number of companies giving extra goodies because of fluffy rabbits b.anter that was taking place. I do recall that the guys wife sent a message asking him to get some milk on the way home as he took little notice of her when she spoke to him. I had tears rolling down my face at this advert and printed it off, wish I could find it, I would scan it in and post it. Phil

 

[philpot]

Ah----thank you o great one, I had forgotton about that.

Phil

 

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PMSL

Find it .......find it

 

[ExSCA]

This one?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160559216667

 

[Westward]

Brilliant. Laughed so much I nearly bought a round.

 

[blaser f3]

FUNNY ,FUNNY ,

Well worth a look , amazing how thing's evolve