VicW
Well-known member
I have just had a relationship with the Noro Virus bug and thought a couple of
pointers might be of use to anyone thinking of tackling this bug.
First you need somewhere to stay that has a toilet, preferably two as one will
be almost permanently occupied.
The layout of the toilet is critical. It must have have room for a bucket while you are seated or preferably you must be able to reach the sink while seated.
Alternatively you must be able to be able to get your head between your legs
while actually sitting on the toilet.
Wear loose clothing that is easily removed while moving toward the toilet.
You won't want to eat but anyway it is a waste (there's an appropriate word )of time 'cos whatever you eat or drink reappears as liquid within minutes.
I ever I get the virus again I will try eating coal as an experiment !
You will need loads of toilet paper, something to calm the 'ring of fire'
effect and an extra supply of pleasant tasting toothpaste to get of the taste of the 'projectile vomiting' problem.
After about three days the virus starts to give up and things slowly return to
normal.
The first time you can go to the toilet and fart without 'pebble dashing' the
toilet pan you will let out a shout for joy that can be heard in the next street'
All you have to do now is replace the floor covering on the route to the toilet because you will have worn it out.
Enjoy your virus !!
Vic.
pointers might be of use to anyone thinking of tackling this bug.
First you need somewhere to stay that has a toilet, preferably two as one will
be almost permanently occupied.
The layout of the toilet is critical. It must have have room for a bucket while you are seated or preferably you must be able to reach the sink while seated.
Alternatively you must be able to be able to get your head between your legs
while actually sitting on the toilet.
Wear loose clothing that is easily removed while moving toward the toilet.
You won't want to eat but anyway it is a waste (there's an appropriate word )of time 'cos whatever you eat or drink reappears as liquid within minutes.
I ever I get the virus again I will try eating coal as an experiment !
You will need loads of toilet paper, something to calm the 'ring of fire'
effect and an extra supply of pleasant tasting toothpaste to get of the taste of the 'projectile vomiting' problem.
After about three days the virus starts to give up and things slowly return to
normal.
The first time you can go to the toilet and fart without 'pebble dashing' the
toilet pan you will let out a shout for joy that can be heard in the next street'
All you have to do now is replace the floor covering on the route to the toilet because you will have worn it out.
Enjoy your virus !!
Vic.
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