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> Irishman and a Mercedes
>
>
> On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes into a petrol
> station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
>
> The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a
> typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
>
> "Top of the mornin' toyer, sir" says the attendant.
>
> Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he
> does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
>
> "What are those?, asks the attendant.
>
> "They're called tees" replies Tiger.
>
> "Well, what on the god's earth are dey for?" Inquires the Irishman.
>
> "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.
>
> "Fookin Jaysus", says the Irishman,
>
> "Mercedes thinks of everything!".
>
>
> On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes into a petrol
> station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
>
> The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a
> typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
>
> "Top of the mornin' toyer, sir" says the attendant.
>
> Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he
> does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
>
> "What are those?, asks the attendant.
>
> "They're called tees" replies Tiger.
>
> "Well, what on the god's earth are dey for?" Inquires the Irishman.
>
> "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.
>
> "Fookin Jaysus", says the Irishman,
>
> "Mercedes thinks of everything!".
