VicW
Well-known member
An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her
period for 2 months. .
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did
this to you? I want to know!'
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a
Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man
with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a
Ferrari and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and
tells them, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't
marry her because of my personal family situation .
I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath 2 retail stores, a
townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories,2 night
clubs and a $4,000,000 bank account.
If twins, they will receive 4 factories, 4 retail stores,and
$2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest we do?'
At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shotgun,
places a hand firmly on the man's knee, looks him directly in the eyes
and tells him,
"You gonna try again."
period for 2 months. .
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did
this to you? I want to know!'
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a
Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man
with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a
Ferrari and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and
tells them, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't
marry her because of my personal family situation .
I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath 2 retail stores, a
townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories,2 night
clubs and a $4,000,000 bank account.
If twins, they will receive 4 factories, 4 retail stores,and
$2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest we do?'
At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shotgun,
places a hand firmly on the man's knee, looks him directly in the eyes
and tells him,
"You gonna try again."
