It's official Salopian is a bloody. ....

[ips]

..... genius.

Some may know that Mr Salopian has been helping me with training my cocker and has endured many prob stupid questions. Anyway today he has helped me sort a particularly difficult obedience issue and after one session of following his advice to the letter I have now managed to rectify the problem. To me Mr S is now a god like figure with mystical powers.

All hail the Salopian for he is king.

 

[Will Hewland]

But is your dog a bit less attractive now that his testicles have such a big electrical pack tied to them?

 

[Sian]

Good to hear, lovely when we have members that can sort problems for us.  Can we have another picture of her soon Ips. I know it takes you a while to get your "little helpers" to get the picture up.  

 

[ips]

Will

So he has trained yours as well as he ; )

Sian

No prob I will have to get my mate balltrap to do it due to my inability to grasp simple tasks. I have a video of her working (of sorts) in the feild but to link that I defo need dave. If I can catch him in a good mood which incidentally is quite rare I will ask for his help.

 

[ips]

Ps 

Sian indeed it is I have a full battalion of forum advisors now from shooting gundog training computer wizardry physio the list is endless.  

 

[LancsLad]

He was in a better mood Saturday night with a pint in his hand than he was Sunday morning suffering the after effects, .

 

[ips]

I can imagine.

He is a miserable git

 

[Paul120]

He was in a better mood Saturday night with a pint in his hand than he was Sunday morning suffering the after effects, .

That was just an excuse..

Did you beat him on the ABT? 

 

[Iggy]

But is your dog a bit less attractive now that his testicles have such a big electrical pack tied to them?

​So now we know how Mrs Salopian gets Mr Salopian to do as he's told.

 

[LancsLad]

I'm in the process of applying for my licence at the moment (safe being inspected tonight) so went down to meet up and have a coffee. I did have a few shots on the ABT but only hit about 4 of 7 I think. As Daves cup of tea kicked in he was shooting better but then his grandson started taking the mickey after a miss and he lost concentration, ..

 

[balltrap]

That was just an excuse..

Did you beat him on the ABT? 

​

 

[paul b]

But is your dog a bit less attractive now that his testicles have such a big electrical pack tied to them?

​When having some problems hitting clays,peter soon got me back on track with the electric pack,but he is still working on my sniffing ladies crotches problem. 

 

[Alan Rowley]

Perhaps Pete is listening to his his own training advice, he was reffing earlier tonight at hodnet, and didn't barrack me once, very strange behaviour I thought. He was almost complimentary on my shooting. 

 

[Salopian]

Alan, there are some you can barrack, there are some you can help , there are some you have to ignore , there are some that are beyond help.

Then of course there are the beautiful people,  'Peace Bro!'

Paul , Sniffing a Lady's crotch is normal canine behaviour , my wife says you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

P.S. I do not use electric collars or cruel methods in any of my training.

P.P.S. I have seen many who have had numerous expensive lessons , shooting.

It is cruel to watch