Missing Gun.

[Rosso]

A friend told me yesterday that he got an email from Mainstone Hill shooting ground Pirbright that a Perazzi has gone missing!

Anyone been offered a cheap Perazzi.

 

[sibaldib]

The police will be delighted with them.

 

[westley]

Thats strange because I have a Miroku that keeps missing too !

 

[Rosso]

If they don't find it soon the fence will fall down.

 

[shootinguru]

:fie:  Well if you go past the gate thats propped open with an old Kreighoff on past the hole in the hedge filled with Berettas, on down the field past.......

 

[Rosso]

:fie:  Well if you go past the gate thats propped open with an old Kreighoff on past the hole in the hedge filled with Berettas, on down the field past.......the now falling down fence that was held up by mystik Meg,s (aka Guru Bud) P thing that some mug has nicked thinking it's worth double because of its ex illustrious owner.

 

[Oldblaster]

What a shame, they will have to use Berettas as tomato sticks this year!

 

[chippy]

The police will be delighted with them.

The police are not worried, they know it will breakdown before causing any harm.

 

[darthmk38]

they might do some damage if they hit someone over the head with it

 

[chippy]

they might do some damage if they hit someone over the head with it

The stock would probably break

 

[darthmk38]

trying to think of something serious to say . but just seen ed miliband on the news sorry

 

[shootinguru]

Its a sad old world when all the commedians choose parliment rather than the stage! :fie:   :fie:

 

[ips]

trying to think of something serious to say . but just seen ed miliband on the news sorry

I don't do politics BUT does anyone actually vote for this bloke I mean really

 

[Santa2512]

Saw a quote ,

"if voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal"

Makes you wonder

:santa:

 

[Papa]

Ever seen the Wallace and Gromit character and Millipeeeeed in the same room at the same time.
#notenoughbricksnotenoughtellys

He does look like one of those pastiercine figures , it's the lips

 

[Nick Selby]

Ever seen the Wallace and Gromit character and Millipeeeeed in the same room at the same time.

#notenoughbricksnotenoughtellys

he looks like his piles are permanately irritating him... A bit like the way he permanently irritates all of us...

 

[Sian]

He needs his adenoids removed, I'll do it.

 

[Nick Selby]

Don't like the look of this SNP / Labour alliance.

If that comes off....we will all be calling each other comrades ...!!

that is actually really worrying. however, I don't think they would last more than 2 years. Just hope they don't wreck the country too much in that time..

 

[SIMON-B]