NEW CONTEST ! ! !

[Wonko the Sane]

OK, so westley poste this in another topic

"Oh, I have 2 of those, the problem is I sound like a Circus clown walking around with one (or both) feet going slap, slap, slap. I stopped using them after I overheard someone saying "Here comes that slapper with the auto " 

First thot came to my mind was that would make a great gangster name - Slapper Westley.

Then I thot something more current like Simon Cowell's latest boy band - Introducing The Slappers ! ! !   has a fine boy band ring to it dunnit?

And then something sorta classic like Snow White's 8th Dwarf - Slapper

and of course politically The Slappers infest every party

so help me out here, what else would benefit from the term ??

 

[balltrap]

He was known has slapper Westley in his younger years, but due to his scores now he his known has slacker Keith ?