a man walked into a pu with a cardboard box under his arm. got a beer and opened the box ,took out a minature grand piano.
put the piano on the bar and took a minature man out of his pocket ,sat him at the piano and he started to play.
the music was beautifull and everyone gathered around to watch and listen. the barman asked him where he got it as he wanted one too.
well said the man i helped an old ldy who was being mugged and saved her from the muggers.she said she was a witch and would grant me a wish
but said the man she must have been a little hard of hearing becausei wished for a 12 inch pe**s and this is what i got!!
put the piano on the bar and took a minature man out of his pocket ,sat him at the piano and he started to play.
the music was beautifull and everyone gathered around to watch and listen. the barman asked him where he got it as he wanted one too.
well said the man i helped an old ldy who was being mugged and saved her from the muggers.she said she was a witch and would grant me a wish
but said the man she must have been a little hard of hearing becausei wished for a 12 inch pe**s and this is what i got!!
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