Once Upon a Time

[Wonko the Sane]

Once upon a time, a Knight in Shining Armour asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"



The Princess said, "No!!!"



And the Knight in Shining Armour lived happily ever after and flew aircraft all over the world. He rode motorcycles, went hunting, camping, fishing, raced hot cars, ran with fast women, went to bars and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan...Kept his house, guns and all his toys. He ate spam, and potato chips and beans, blew enormous farts wearing nothing but boxer shorts, and all his friends and family thought he was frikin’ cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up...



The end

 

[Will Hewland]

In a heated moment after I had given my wife a good listening to, I did say “well why don’t you find somebody else then”!  She just blankly said “I can’t be bothered to train another one”. Sadly this is a true story. 

 

[Wonko the Sane]

So, trained are you?

 

[Martinj]

Is that like a Labrador which is born half trained or like a Spaniel that dies half trained?

 

[Wonko the Sane]

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