Perhaps not PC ?

[Salopian]

A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to Britain so that they can see their own doctor.

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I've just fitted strobe lights in the bedroom. . . . . .It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex.

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Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them, they said it would be just like winning the lotto!

I agreed, and they were right. We all stripped off and to my horror, we had six matching balls!

 

[Will Hewland]

Peter, when your generation is gone, the world will be a poorer place.

W

 

[Clanchief]

A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to Britain so that they can see their own doctor.

Smashin !!!

Chiefy