Wonko the Sane
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A traveler was at the airport, checking in at the gate when the security agent asked him, routinely,
"Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?"
"If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" the traveler responded.
The agent smiled and said, "That's why we have to ask."
"Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?"
"If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" the traveler responded.
The agent smiled and said, "That's why we have to ask."