VicW
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A little old lady was running up and down the halls in anursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem ofher nightgown and say 'Supersex...' She walked up toan elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him,she said, 'Supersex.' He sat silently for a momentor two and finally answered, 'I'll take thesoup.'
As a senior citizen was driving down the motorway, his mobilephone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voiceurgently warning him, 'Fred, I just heard on the newsthat there's a car going the wrong way on the M5.Please be careful!' 'Blimey,' said Fred,'It's not just one car.. It's hundreds of them!'
As a senior citizen was driving down the motorway, his mobilephone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voiceurgently warning him, 'Fred, I just heard on the newsthat there's a car going the wrong way on the M5.Please be careful!' 'Blimey,' said Fred,'It's not just one car.. It's hundreds of them!'
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