The black bra ( As told by a women )

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  The Black Bra (as told by a  woman)

I had lunch with 2 of my  unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have  been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our  relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the  door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.  We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange  notes.

Here's how it all  went.
My engaged  friend:
The other night when my  boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall  stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my  dreams...I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long. 

The  mistress:
Me too! The other night I met  my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only  the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the  raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had  wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my  story:
When my husband came home I  was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask  over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said, 

(you  are going to love this..)
 
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
" What's for dinner,  Zorro?"