Useful sayings

[shootkle]

Eye on the rock, head on the stock.

 

[ips]

I usually hit those no problem, I think I have lost weight as gun doesn't fit anymore.

 

[P1Fanatic]

Don't send the dogs - there is nothing left

Had to miss that one so they can breed for next year

 

[Iggy]

I normally do much better. 

 

[wynno]

That's fu***d up a good card

 

[Bebo]

I say that one quite a lot, along with 'f**king rabbit'

 

[Iggy]

I save the 'that's ruined my card' phrase for when I straight a stand.

 

[shootkle]

If you miss, you should miss in front.

 

[Iggy]

Have you considered fishing?

 

[MJJ]

When you miss-

Must have been one of them Chinese cartridges i used

 

[move-mount-miss]

Have you tried shortening the gun?

why will it help?

no but it'll fit in the bin

 

[Nick Selby]

"I bet you can't miss in front"....

That was the sum total of my first lesson when I started out. Suffice to say, I didn't have another there....

 

[Will Hewland]

I've had a fantastic day. This wasn't it..

 

[Rosso]

The Golden Pellet.

 

[Finners]

"Shooting's something I do on the way to the pub" 

 

[CharlesP]

Have to say it's better than:

"Shooting's something I do on the way from the pub"

 

[Les53]

"Shooting's something I do on the way to the pub" 

​often true in my case!

 

[salop sniper]

I didnt miss, it was hen bird ! ! !

Shoot where its going not where its been.

 

[westley]

You have ' Thrombosis of the Stock ' ..................it's the clot behind it !

 

[Will Hewland]

You missed that overneath.