Wonko the Sane
Well-known member
[SIZE=12pt]A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, 'Excuthe me, Mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?' [/SIZE]
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, 'Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?'
[SIZE=12pt]She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a [/SIZE][SIZE=12pt]thit."[/SIZE]
