Paddy phones the police to report he had shot his wife while cleaning his gun. The operater asked,,,are you sure she's dead? Hang on siad Paddy....Then the operater heard BANG!!!! Yes said paddy, she's dead.
Four things NOT to say in a gay bar;
1 - Well Bugger me.
2 - Bottoms up.
3 - Can I have a fag?
4 - Toss ya for the next round.
5 - Can someone push my stool in?
From Malc in Stafford
Four things NOT to say in a gay bar;
1 - Well Bugger me.
2 - Bottoms up.
3 - Can I have a fag?
4 - Toss ya for the next round.
5 - Can someone push my stool in?
From Malc in Stafford
