RobertBeard
Moderator
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from LONDON, says, 'I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'
The second, from SIDNEY , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded.'
The third surgeon, from PARIS , says, 'No, I really think Librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
The fourth surgeon, from BRIGHTON chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'
But the fifth surgeon, from CWRTNEWYDD shut them all up when he observed:
'You're all wrong.
I have found that Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine. PLUS: the Head and the Arse are Interchangeable.'
The first surgeon, from LONDON, says, 'I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'
The second, from SIDNEY , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded.'
The third surgeon, from PARIS , says, 'No, I really think Librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
The fourth surgeon, from BRIGHTON chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'
But the fifth surgeon, from CWRTNEWYDD shut them all up when he observed:
'You're all wrong.
I have found that Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine. PLUS: the Head and the Arse are Interchangeable.'
