A few shooting related phrases and what they really mean

[chippy]

Your in front of that. -your behind it

Good shooting. -i hope you blank the next stand

I see you have a new gun. -you flash smug git

You really smoked those. -too much choke

I see you got high gun last week. -i hope you have a total disaster today

Shoot straight at it. -it needs 10 foot lead

He's shooting well. -i hate him

He's a legend. -when is he going to retire

This shoot is terrible. -I've shot badly

Its been a great round. -i've shot well

 

[Hamster]

They're hard birds I wouldn't worry - chuffed you missed three.

 

[chippy]

Lovely wood on your new gun - I've seen better on a MFI wardrobe

 

[evoracer]

"Nobody likes to see that" excellent you missed them all!

 

[Hamster]

I always wanted to see how the 30" felt - what an absolute plank to lay £10k on one

21 gram, honestly ? - let me know when you want to hit more than half

 

[Buffalo]

I couldn't see where you were  - I could but I'm not gunna tell you.

You were on it surprised it didn't break - Miles behind it.

It's definitely a standard just along way out - It's a midi & closer than he thinks.

 

[Hamster]

Long time no see, you shooting well? - ffs, last thing I needed

 

[Will Hewland]

Ahh.. Bad luck mate.. = There is no luck in this whatsoever. You shot that really badly.

 

[Hamster]

I'll catch up with you on the next stand - what part of sod off is puzzling you

 

[Santa2512]

I'll catch up with you on the next stand - what part of sod off is puzzling you

That has to be the Quote of the day,   legendary   :bow:

Mart

 

[Jonny English]

I don't see lead I shoot straight at everything - you give stuff lead but don't want to disclose how much!