Wonko the Sane
Well-known member
Willie Nelson to Kinky Friedman
Well. I been down here now about three weeks just playing golf. Yesterday I stopped by the pro shop to shoot the breeze a bit. While I was there a woman came in and was complaining to the pro - -
woman - I Got Stung By A Bee!!
Pro - What?!?! What happened??
woman - It stung me between the first and second holes!!
Pro - I can tell ya right away that your stance is too wide.
Well. I been down here now about three weeks just playing golf. Yesterday I stopped by the pro shop to shoot the breeze a bit. While I was there a woman came in and was complaining to the pro - -
woman - I Got Stung By A Bee!!
Pro - What?!?! What happened??
woman - It stung me between the first and second holes!!
Pro - I can tell ya right away that your stance is too wide.
