Bit early for a cocktail - but...

[ExSCA]

...this story is the convergence of almost everything on ShootClay - it has:

• Katie Price
  
• Southdown Gun Club
  
• Lack of hat, eye and ear protection
  
• Enormous snapcaps
  

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4187566/Katie-Prices-guns-and-poses.html

 

[TobyM]

And do you shoot with both eyes open or close one? :wink:

 

[** Pending Removal **]

I feel a little bit of sick in my mouth.

 

[ExSCA]

I thought you might!

 

[Hawkeye]

Future competition Nicola.....

 

[Westward]

Which part of the lady's anatomy is the one armed headless "instructor" about to "adjust" for optimum shooting comfort?

 

[TobyM]

Two huge recoil pads present, so that shouldn't be an issue

 

[Andy S]

Just imagine the angle that the stock would be cut at to fit those

 

[FieldandClay]

Now that Katie is a top shot, dose she get Life Membership to the Lounge

 

[ExSCA]

Given that fake breasticles are susceptible to rupturing, I'd wonder if shooting a shotgun is a good thing.

As for lifelong access - Nicola is in charge of the velvet rope at the cocktail lounge, we'll let here decide (I'm guessing 'no')

 

[** Pending Removal **]

I do not think that 'over my dead body' sums it up as it is toooooo much of an understatement.

Bryan.....answer 'No'........................one is a 'slapper' and the other is a 'Slapper'.........!!!!

 

[** Pending Removal **]

Quiet in here tonight!!

 

[TobyM]

HELLO!!

 

[** Pending Removal **]

Helllllloooooooooooo. What you having Tobiwancanoby?

 

[ExSCA]

Pint of meths for me...

 

[** Pending Removal **]

Pint of meths for me...

One of those days eh?

It's on the bar ......with a cherry .........

 

[TobyM]

Pint of Red Stripe please barmaid

 

[** Pending Removal **]

Which barmaid?????

She has not snuck in has she?????

 

[TobyM]

Good question. Which one is working tonight?