First Date

[Wonko the Sane]

1st Date Conversation.
 
Lady: Do you drink?

 Man: Yes

 Lady: How much a day?

 Man: 3 six packs

 Lady: How much per six pack

 Man: about $10

 Lady: And how long have you been drinking?

 Man: 15 years

 Lady: So 1 six pack cost $10 and you have 3 six packs a day which 
puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be 
$10,800 correct?

 Man: Correct

 Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, 
the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?

 Man: Correct

 Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have 
been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting 
for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now 
bought a Ferrari?

 Man: Do you drink?

 Lady: No

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 Man: Where's your f***ing Ferrari?