BTC3
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Just saw this elsewhere on the web. Apologies to DB, but it made me laugh.
"David Beckham is due on the pitch for a training session and he's nowhere to be seen.
His new Galaxy manager goes looking for him and finds him in the dressing room and says, "Hey, David, why are you in here and not on the pitch?"
David says, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle that Victoria gave me."
Manager: "I don't care about a damn puzzle, get out on the pitch."
David: "No. I've been trying for weeks to do this jigsaw, and it's all I can think of right now."
Manager: "What's the puzzle of?"
David: "It's a tiger."
The manager looks over David's shoulder at the puzzle laid out on the floor and says, "FFS, put the Frosties back in the box and get out on the pitch!"
"David Beckham is due on the pitch for a training session and he's nowhere to be seen.
His new Galaxy manager goes looking for him and finds him in the dressing room and says, "Hey, David, why are you in here and not on the pitch?"
David says, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle that Victoria gave me."
Manager: "I don't care about a damn puzzle, get out on the pitch."
David: "No. I've been trying for weeks to do this jigsaw, and it's all I can think of right now."
Manager: "What's the puzzle of?"
David: "It's a tiger."
The manager looks over David's shoulder at the puzzle laid out on the floor and says, "FFS, put the Frosties back in the box and get out on the pitch!"
