Make me happy...

[Skeet UK]

A guy says too his wife;

"I bet you can't make me happy AND piss me off at the same time!"

To which his wife replies;

"Your knob is bigger than your brother's."

 

[Harley]

Very good.

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[Will Hewland]

Good..

While making love, man says to his wife, 'you're lovely but you gonna have to lose some weight' . She says 'aren't I sexy anymore'? He says 'yes but I'm burning my arse on the light bulb'