Wonko the Sane
Well-known member
Wife wanted to go to WalMart this morning.So we went and I dropped her off at the front door due to her knees.Went and parked the truck about 40 yards out.Walking back seemed like a 100.Went in and got a cart and she was nowhere to be seen.Thought to myself damn woman.Went tooling around looking for her.I came around a corner and ran the cart head on into a young guys cart.I said I'm sorry wasn't paying attention as I'm looking for my wife.He said I'm doing the same thing.I said what's your wife look like.Well sir she's 35 tall and big bosom blond. What's yours look like?I said doesn't matter lets look for yours.
