Scarey

[Rosso]

 

[RobertBeard]

Love it!

I wonder if this applies to the cross section on here? :lol:

 

[Wonko the Sane]

the crazy vs/ hot scale tells it all

 

[Sian]

Be afraid, be very afraid

 

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Be..........very.........afraid........

 

[Rosso]

Keep taking the pills ladies.

 

[Rosso]

Love it!

I wonder if this applies to the cross section on here? :.:

Lets ask Ian and Les.

 

[Sian]

Nuff said

 

[Wonko the Sane]

Family member, Sian?

 

[Rosso]

SIAN rearranged = SAIN (sane).

So-- Wonko the Sane.

Are you two related?

Just thinking.

 

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Sain is not sane although I can see you like that it sounds the 'same'....

Stop now...

Because....

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for humourous repliesI can tell you I don't have any. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you leave Sian alone now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will read the dictionary to you all night...in the dark ...!

 

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Now this is scary.......funny.....but scary.....

A suicide bomber died and went to heaven, as foretold. When he arrived

there, he met Allah, and he said to Allah that he was ready to claim his

virgins, as promised. Out of curiosity he asked Allah why there were so many

virgins in heaven.

Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied, "Actually, the 72 virgins

are here in heaven because assholes like you murdered them before they could

experience the pleasure of sex. So you're here to service them.

Since they're virgins, they're quite sexually ravenous; and, frankly, you'll

be on constant, exhausting duty. And I shall banish you from Paradise should

you fail!"

The bomber responded, "Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can it

be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?"

And Allah replied, "Who said they were women?

 

[Sian]

Family member, Sian?

Now that I look closer could be my mother back in the day!

 

[Les53]

Lets ask Ian and Les.

Hey......keep me out of this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :spiteful:

PS.... Rosso....you are going to need one of these pretty soon!!!

 

[Rosso]

Not a story book then.

A boring dictionary and in the dark can't see the pictures then.

Still sounds good.

Don't worry Sian only my humour.

Ohh and keep taking the pills Tink they don't appear to be working.

 

[Les53]

Not a story book then.

A boring dictionary and in the dark can't see the pictures then.

Still sounds good.

Don't worry Sian only my humour.

Ohh and keep taking the pills Tink they don't appear to be working.

You like to live life on the edge Rosso!!!!!   :haha:

 

[Rosso]

I knew I was in trouble starting this post.

I thought shooting ladies had a sense of humour.

That tin hat is no good I'm a goner now.

Still been nice talking to you all.

I am now in hiding.

Till next time.

 

[Les53]

I knew I was in trouble starting this post.

I thought shooting ladies had a sense of humour.

That tin hat is no good I'm a goner now.

Still been nice talking to you all.

I am now in hiding.

Till next time.

I've heard that the Kurds are looking for volunteers with own guns!!!! Less dangerous than getting on the wrong side of lady forum members mate!  :hunter:

 

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Hang on...whilst I take my ear plugs out...

Right......have I missed anything...important?