"And I have to admit that the Beretta fixed trigger guns are a righteous PITA to strip but not even on the same page as a K80."The "afflictions" to me are the unnecessary complications. I'm sure that people shooting other than target games may have no concerns about that but for me the complications are a PITA that I've learned to avoid by the simple expedient of using guns that were designed for what I use them. I'll not make any pretense that Perazzis are perfect as there are a couple things about them that I'm not crazy about but at the same time I realize that sometimes design compromises must be made. So long as they're at the BFD level it's easier to not GAF about it.
JMO of course and I know YMMV for many people
I have shot Beretta guns for almost 30 years and never once needed to or felt I had to have a go at stripping the guns mechanical parts down, I simply don't see the level of difficulty of doing so to be any kind of affliction.