ChrisPackham
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One of our regular guns couldn’t make today and couldn’t send a guest so we agree to sell two pegs (only usually stand 7) just to see what would happen
So 2 guys turned up today, 30 mins late (no big drama, we are pretty relaxed) incorrectly dressed (although stipulated) and just flipping rude. First drive one guy shot at every thing, including a hare which he clipped despite strict no ground game, cheered by by his mate who’s was two pegs away drawing 1. Warnings issued etc.. Drive 2 ... bellend 2 now in the shooting genuinely couldn’t hit anything, I mean not even close, bellend 1 stands with him changing pegs during the drive so both stood on one peg, drive over, final warning. Drive 3 after 11’s during in which they were foul mouthed and complained about only 2 glasses champagne each bellend ones gun jammed shut, loaded and bellend 2 shot as poorly as ever
Drive stopped, both bellends told to go home, bell end 1 loses it and points his gun (loaded) at the game keeper.. guns removed, police called, bellends detained, day over
Dont let single guns, it’s not worth it.
So 2 guys turned up today, 30 mins late (no big drama, we are pretty relaxed) incorrectly dressed (although stipulated) and just flipping rude. First drive one guy shot at every thing, including a hare which he clipped despite strict no ground game, cheered by by his mate who’s was two pegs away drawing 1. Warnings issued etc.. Drive 2 ... bellend 2 now in the shooting genuinely couldn’t hit anything, I mean not even close, bellend 1 stands with him changing pegs during the drive so both stood on one peg, drive over, final warning. Drive 3 after 11’s during in which they were foul mouthed and complained about only 2 glasses champagne each bellend ones gun jammed shut, loaded and bellend 2 shot as poorly as ever
Drive stopped, both bellends told to go home, bell end 1 loses it and points his gun (loaded) at the game keeper.. guns removed, police called, bellends detained, day over
Dont let single guns, it’s not worth it.
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