Something new....

[Lord v]

AND a string one.................for winter use  !

Already got this nailed. 

I wouldn't be without my brolly girl and at least one loader.  My man attends to all of the other bits.  I mean, I'm there to shoot.

Divorces are a bit more than £160... 

 

[Wonko the Sane]

Your man attends to your bits? Whats the brolly girl for? Suppose the shirt says it.

I understand that you've likely never seen the sun.  Or worn anything not waterproof.

Must be trying to be so restricted in your choices of garb

Divorces are a bit more than £160... 

I'm not sure just what that means or how to respond?

 

[Lord v]

I understand that you've likely never seen the sun.  Or worn anything not waterproof.

Must be trying to be so restricted in your choices of garb

I'm not sure just what that means or how to respond?

If I have a man or brolly girl attending to my bits then I reckon I would be looking at a divorce!

 

[Wonko the Sane]

Ah, I see.  "Bits" is always the "naughty bits"?  I suppose that I should go back and edit that but to remove a small joy from your lives seems somehow cruel when it is only in your mind anyway.  

OK, screw that.  I'll edit it even tho it may affect my leadership board status

 

[Brand New]

Just English humor Wonko,no offence meant at all. Edit nothing you are a star and much appreciated.

 

[525kev]

OK, screw that.  I'll edit it even tho it may affect my leadership board status

Don't concern yourself with the leader board Wonko, I just checked and it remains rigged !!!!

 

[Lord v]

Ah, I see.  "Bits" is always the "naughty bits"?  I suppose that I should go back and edit that but to remove a small joy from your lives seems somehow cruel when it is only in your mind anyway.  

OK, screw that.  I'll edit it even tho it may affect my leadership board status

Haha! It's fine- it's just a very poor pun on our part.

 

[postie]

Get some shooting insurance there are a few to pick from

 

[Lord v]

Get some shooting insurance there are a few to pick from

Already have that. 

 

[Wonko the Sane]

Does shooting insurance cover shooting badly?  If so, where do I sign up?

 

[525kev]

Does shooting insurance cover shooting badly?  If so, where do I sign up?

Sadly you wouldn't qualify for insurance here in the UK, Dress code plays a significant role in the vetting process Wonk

 

[Wonko the Sane]

Ah, I see.  Just as well.  I suspect that the the whole tweed encrusted poseur thing would be too rich for me anyway.  I mean, which fork is used for partridge sandwiches?  Too embare-assing I'm sure.

 

[525kev]

Ah, I see.  Just as well.  I suspect that the the whole tweed encrusted poseur thing would be too rich for me anyway.  I mean, which fork is used for partridge sandwiches?  Too embare-assing I'm sure.

See saved you loads of embarrasing questions regarding your wardrobe, Regarding the fork, I use a pitch fork that way the sandwich can't make it's escape

 

[Wonko the Sane]

See saved you loads of embarrasing questions regarding your wardrobe,  

Ah, how kind indeed.  Fortunately for me questions of style and price are not topics in which the quality engage.  You, of course would be ignorant of that.