VicW
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A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog For Sale.'
He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the
back garden.
The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.
"Do you really talk?" he asks the dog.
"Yes," the Labrador replies.
After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, the man asks,
"So, tell me your story."
The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk
when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told
the SAS.
"In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country,
sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one imagined
that a dog would be eavesdropping.
"I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years.
But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't
getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job
at Heathrow to do some undercover security work, wandering near
suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible
dealings and was awarded several medals. I got married, had a few
puppies, and now I've just retired."
The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how
much he wants for the dog.
"Ten quid," the owner says.
"£10!!? But this dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you
selling him so cheaply?"
"Because he's a lying sod. He's never been out of the garden."
He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the
back garden.
The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.
"Do you really talk?" he asks the dog.
"Yes," the Labrador replies.
After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, the man asks,
"So, tell me your story."
The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk
when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told
the SAS.
"In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country,
sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one imagined
that a dog would be eavesdropping.
"I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years.
But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't
getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job
at Heathrow to do some undercover security work, wandering near
suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible
dealings and was awarded several medals. I got married, had a few
puppies, and now I've just retired."
The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how
much he wants for the dog.
"Ten quid," the owner says.
"£10!!? But this dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you
selling him so cheaply?"
"Because he's a lying sod. He's never been out of the garden."
