Towel?

[Darkside]

I use one every time I get out the shower

You shower!?!? :O

 

[EdSolomons]

Once a month if I need it or not

 

[GlenPresley]

I use one every time I get out the shower

What a sheep? Nasty! .

 

[** Pending Removal **]

I do not know.....what is a sheep nasty.?.....is it like a nun's nasty?

Ooooops sorry.....read it too quick........

 

[Skeet UK]

What a sheep? Nasty! .

A farmer walks into his bedroom, with a sheep under his arm.

"This is the pig I have to sleep with, when you aren't up for it!". Says the farmer.

"I think you will find that It's a sheep." Says his wife, to which the farmer replies...

"I think you will find I was talking to the sheep!"

 

[Darkside]

Back to the towel........took one with me on Sunday, very handy for wiping and drying sweat from my brow!!! Helped, as my glasses just wanted to steam up all day!!! Time to get the drill out, they need ventilation.......

 

[GlenPresley]

Yes but was it a stolen one from the local pub???

 

[Darkside]

No, it was a Ping towel stolen from my golf bag

 

[GlenPresley]

Ha ha ha!

 

[Darkside]

The last time I was in the local village pub (i've only been in there 6 times, ever), when I ordered a second round, the barmaid asked for our glasses back to fill them up, because "haven't had time to wash any tonight"........what? Eh, make that bottles of Stella then......p.s. there was no bar towles, some trap shooters had stollen them all!!!

 

[GlenPresley]

The last time I was in the local village pub (i've only been in there 6 times, ever), when I ordered a second round, the barmaid asked for our glasses back to fill them up, because "haven't had time to wash any tonight"........what? Eh, make that bottles of Stella then......p.s. there was no bar towles, some trap shooters had stollen them all!!!

Where are you from again??? .!!!!

 

[Darkside]

Scumbernauld, eh, no, I mean Cumbernauld, built to house the overspill from Glasgow.......Glasgow knew what ones NOT to keep!!!

 

[GlenPresley]

Well in my local village Pub it is like a scene from the Adams Family on a Friday Night.

I could write a book about that sh*t!

 

[Will Hewland]

Well in my local village Pub it is like a scene from the Adams Family on a Friday Night.

I could write a book about that sh*t!

Thats the trouble with the gene pool. No lifeguard!

 

[sevy]

Always had towels in the bag and on my vest , you ever shot Nott's in a howling gail and rain ?

 

[Les Graham]

Always had towels in the bag and on my vest , you ever shot Nott's in a howling gail and rain ?

I always carry a towel when out shooting, along with some shower gel, shampoo and talcum powder (non scented) Oh! and a wind break for privacy.

 

[Clanchief]

You could just use a micro fibre cleaning cloth from the Supermarket for £2, sold everywhere else as Sportsmans clothes or make up remover clothes for £6, more absorbent than cotton towels.

 

[VicW]

Ten Pin bowlers favour bar towels too,it doesn't do to have sweaty hands when throwing a few pounds of bowling ball about.

Most bowling alleys have a bar so the towels were easy to come by and mine lives in my shooting bag now and is used to wipe my gun down if it gets wet.

We lived in Kuwait for a while and a bar towel with 'Guiness' on it was something of a rarity!

Vic.