Wonko the Sane
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Paddy, a bit drunk at the bar one night in Dublin started in on one of his stories - a travel story this time.
'Ya need to go to America - they are the most warm and welcoming people ya could ever know' he said. 'Ya go to a bar - any bar and when they hear you are Irish they buy ya drinks all night long. Yer moneys no good there!'
Doubting faces met his glance.
He continued 'There's more! If you're hungry they'll feed ya - bar food, burgers, whatever ya want, and again, they won't take your money!'
Interest started to build. Could this be true?? A crowd started to form to hear Paddy continue.
'That's not the best of it - not in a long shot. After you've drunk yer fill and eaten to yer hearts content ya can have sex.' Silence fell over the bar. 'All the sex you could want, with as many people as ya want - all night, all day - till ya just can't do any more...'
Shock fell over the crowd.
A voice from the crowd called out - 'But Paddy, you've never been to America, how ya be knowing all this?'
Paddy responded ' Well true that is, but me sister has...'
'Ya need to go to America - they are the most warm and welcoming people ya could ever know' he said. 'Ya go to a bar - any bar and when they hear you are Irish they buy ya drinks all night long. Yer moneys no good there!'
Doubting faces met his glance.
He continued 'There's more! If you're hungry they'll feed ya - bar food, burgers, whatever ya want, and again, they won't take your money!'
Interest started to build. Could this be true?? A crowd started to form to hear Paddy continue.
'That's not the best of it - not in a long shot. After you've drunk yer fill and eaten to yer hearts content ya can have sex.' Silence fell over the bar. 'All the sex you could want, with as many people as ya want - all night, all day - till ya just can't do any more...'
Shock fell over the crowd.
A voice from the crowd called out - 'But Paddy, you've never been to America, how ya be knowing all this?'
Paddy responded ' Well true that is, but me sister has...'
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