shortlegs
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An Irish woman is cleaning her husband’s rifle and accidentally shoots him.
She immediately dials 999.
Irish woman:
''It's my fooken husband! I've accidentally shot him, I think I've fooken killed him!''
Operator: ''Please calm down Mam.
Can you first make sure he is actually dead!''
.. *BANG*
Irish woman: ''Okay, I've done dat.................... What's next?''
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She immediately dials 999.
Irish woman:
''It's my fooken husband! I've accidentally shot him, I think I've fooken killed him!''
Operator: ''Please calm down Mam.
Can you first make sure he is actually dead!''
.. *BANG*
Irish woman: ''Okay, I've done dat.................... What's next?''
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