Wonko the Sane
Well-known member
Thursday night I gradually woke up, stiff as a plank in our local hospital's Intensive Care Unit. There were tubes up my nose & down my throat. There were wires monitoring every function, and others stuck to little connectors all around my head. I had a hell of a pain over my left ear, and there was a totally gorgeous nurse hovering over me.
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> It was obvious I'd been in a very serious bicycle accident.
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> She looked at me without blinking and with a very serious look in her eyes, and I heard her slowly say 'You may not feel anything from the waist down.'
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> I managed to mumble in reply, 'OK. Can I feel your tits, then?'
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> It was obvious I'd been in a very serious bicycle accident.
>
> She looked at me without blinking and with a very serious look in her eyes, and I heard her slowly say 'You may not feel anything from the waist down.'
>
> I managed to mumble in reply, 'OK. Can I feel your tits, then?'
