Dorset Cow where Les lives.

[Rosso]

Dorset cow. Where Les lives.

Firing back at nicely dressed Dorset trap shooters.

 

[no.1topdog]

You've seen them too?

I'm still trying to work out how they ignite it. I mean they can't operate a lighter like us can they?.

 

[BTC3]

The spark's created from the static electricity generated by the tail swishing back and forth. It's yer basic science, innit?

 

[Santa2512]

They have to avoid sugar, otherwise it forms Napalm 

:santa:

 

[Rosso]

I was like that after curry last night.

 

[Rosso]

Do you notice how its looking at those trap shooters.

It's fed up being hit in the arse with their shot and walking on all those unbroken clays.

 

[Les53]

Hey how did you get that picture of Daisey? She's our Dorset mascot! She normally hangs around the sporting layout at Southern Counties, she keeps the muck topped up for the hedge monkeys!

 

[** Pending Removal **]

Well it does not seem to be a '**** and bull' story.....

 

[Les53]

Anyway, Daisey gets all that gas because Garry2749 keeps giving her gallons of rough cider to drink!