From my g/grandson's joke book

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VicW

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1: What holds the moon up?      Moonbeams !

2: What do you get if you cross a very bent piece of wood with a spaceship ?

     Warp factor nine!

3:What should you do if you go on a picnic with King Kong ?

   Give him the biggest bananas !

4: What do you give an elephant to help to help it sleep ?     Trunkquilisers !

5: What's big,grey and puts everyone in a trance ?  A hypnopotamus !

 
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