gun tests

[westley]

Nicola,

Get a photo of the Parrot, with a copy of 'Pull', send it in and have it published !

 

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Nicola,

Get a photo of the Parrot, with a copy of 'Pull', send it in and have it published !

He said....'No fe-cking publicity'.

He is a bit of a prima dona

 

[Rosso]

Here he is. Sorry no Pull mag he's ripped it up.

Have to wait for next months.

 

[Wonko the Sane]

Is that a Norwegian Blue?

 

[Skeet UK]

Is that a Norwegian Blue?

Irish Yellow . . .

Or African Grey

 

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This is why i do not normally photograph mine.....

 

[RobertBeard]

African Grey!

Very Expensive to buy

but

They are the best

and

Good Talkers!

 

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Just seen your sig:

"Listen, strange women liying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic tart."

Yes......Charlie seems to be a Monty P fan....good on you Chaz :laugh:

 

[Shaun Hopkins]

Oh, man!  If you think shooters are defective the way they look for that gimmick that will break one more target then you really need to see the effort in full effect the way audiophiles function.  I mean they have wives' tales about wives' tales.  The fantasy/reality ratio is about 8jillion/1!!  If you want to see Hogwarts physics at the max, look no further.  The guitar / amplifier people are not all that far behind.  Well, actually they trail a bit - I mean the audiophilers stand alone.

did I mention mind boggling stupid?

no offense intended of course, John

and, of course, gun tests just suk goat balls

Now that made me chuckle Wonko was a bit of an audiophile myself years ago before being robbed blind by two failed relationships  i.e women!!! but used to purchase the magazines for a read (to dream) and was usually left gobsmacked by the lengths these freaks go to...I hasten to add the British make some of the best hi-fi componants in the world just like Shotguns. :spiteful:

 

[Shaun Hopkins]

Oh, man!  If you think shooters are defective the way they look for that gimmick that will break one more target then you really need to see the effort in full effect the way audiophiles function.  I mean they have wives' tales about wives' tales.  The fantasy/reality ratio is about 8jillion/1!!  If you want to see Hogwarts physics at the max, look no further.  The guitar / amplifier people are not all that far behind.  Well, actually they trail a bit - I mean the audiophilers stand alone.

did I mention mind boggling stupid?

no offense intended of course, John

and, of course, gun tests just suk goat balls

Now that made me chuckle Wonko was a bit of an audiophile myself years ago before being robbed blind by two failed relationships  i.e women!!! but used to purchase the magazines for a read (to dream) and was usually left gobsmacked by the lengths these freaks go to...I hasten to add the British make some of the best hi-fi componants in the world just like Shotguns. :spiteful:

 

[jwpzx9r]

African Grey!

Very Expensive to buy

but

They are the best

and

Good Talkers!

With a life expectancy that can very often see of the original owner!

 

[westley]

When you say the Parrot is a 'Prima Donna' do you mean it would look better in a keebab ?   :nyam:

 

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When you say the Parot is a 'Prima Donna' do you mean it would look better in a keebab ?   :nyam:

OMG....it was on my shoulder and he read it.......I cannot tell you the screeching and expletives coming out of that beak now. (He knows what a keebab is...!!)

Ear plugs needed.

I told you it was a clever parrot :wink:

 

[Rosso]

Yes. African grey. He's 24. Can live to 80.

Speaks like a human. Hates all soaps.

Can spell : - P E T E R Then says Poofter!

Whistles Hitlers only got one ball (all of it) when my Lesley walks in front door.

Asks for food and water. It goes on and on.

We give him the phone when cold phone callers phone he talks to them forever. Poor Indians.

God knows what he orders.

Loves the Pull mag, just rips it up while laughing.

 

[westley]

AND......................a good talker !

 

[jwpzx9r]

Now that made me chuckle Wonko was a bit of an audiophile myself years ago before being robbed blind by two failed relationships  i.e women!!! but used to purchase the magazines for a read (to dream) and was usually left gobsmacked by the lengths these freaks go to...I hasten to add the British make some of the best hi-fi componants in the world just like Shotguns. :spiteful:

I too was a HiFi enthusiast but I was reasonably sane when it came to just the gimmicks. One thing I used to have a great laugh about was the fact that a system had an order of importance eg. some would say the speakers were most important others the source or amplifiers instead of the obvious conclusion that a system is only as good as its weakest component! Or the numb nuts that would use gold plated three pin plugs for the components and "special" mains wire for the socket to the component completely disregarding the fact that the electrical current had just travelled down a thousand mile of sh*tty wire before it reached the output socket!

But the most outrageous thing I ever heard of was a guy in the US who had a pair of matched pure gold speaker cables $50k the pair!

 

[Rosso]

Thread dead.

He's watching you Westley.

 

[Shaun Hopkins]

I too was a HiFi enthusiast but I was reasonably sane when it came to just the gimmicks. One thing I used to have a great laugh about was the fact that a system had an order of importance eg. some would say the speakers were most important others the source or amplifiers instead of the obvious conclusion that a system is only as good as its weakest component! Or the numb nuts that would use gold plated three pin plugs for the components and "special" mains wire for the socket to the component completely disregarding the fact that the electrical current had just travelled down a thousand mile of sh*tty wire before it reached the output socket!

But the most outrageous thing I ever heard of was a guy in the US who had a pair of matched pure gold speaker cables $50k the pair!

Brilliant! :laugh:   i really believe most are just one step away from then nut house  :frantics:

 

[Rosso]

Brilliant! :laugh:   i really believe most are just one step away from then nut house  :frantics:

And they let us have guns.

 

[darthmk38]

the problem with experts is:-

an ex is a has been

and a spurt is a drip under pressure