shortlegs
Well-known member
> *Hell of a Day*
> There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me,
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> grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
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> "Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.
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> "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."
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>
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> "This is the worst day of my life," I say.
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> "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me.
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> When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't
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> have any insurance.
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> I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another
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> man... and then my dog bit me."
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>
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> "So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink,
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> I drop a capsule in and then just sit here watching the poison dissolve; and
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> then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!
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> *"But, Hell, enough about me, how are you doing?"*
> There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me,
>
> grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
>
> "Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.
>
> "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."
>
>
>
> "This is the worst day of my life," I say.
>
> "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me.
>
> When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't
>
> have any insurance.
>
> I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another
>
> man... and then my dog bit me."
>
>
>
> "So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink,
>
> I drop a capsule in and then just sit here watching the poison dissolve; and
>
> then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!
>
> *"But, Hell, enough about me, how are you doing?"*
