Hitting a tiny ball that has done no one any harm with a ruddy great bat thing seems wrong in my view.
For the record I hate golf clubs. Once got thrown out of my mates on a boxing day , we had gone for a breakfast and a game of snooker and some scruffy sod at the bar had the audacity to tell me I was in contravention of dress code so please bugger off. I replied you are having a laugh my good man I have about a grands worth of designer gear on and you sit there with a 10 quid polo shirt and an excuse for a pair of slacks. This was in the era of collarless shirts being the in fashion mine was a pal zilleri or Armani (cant quite remember) and a pair of black Boss trousers etc etc. Turned out the scruffy sod was el capitan.Bloody ten bob millionares I cant stand em.
Rant over.