log burner, its the future

[ips]

its true I cannot deny it. My two hundred yard lane has seven properties, the inhabitants of five are related to us.

cue the banjo

 

[jwpzx9r]

we have inside toilet BUT no sewage. We also have no gas or phone line. Its like the 1800s here.

Almost the same but we have a phone line :lol:

 

[ips]

Almost the same but we have a phone line :lol:

your in the 1900s already then ?

 

[jwpzx9r]

your in the 1900s already then ?

Bbbbbbbut we don't have a tele !

 

[ips]

your not missing out john, tv is cack

 

[Wonko the Sane]

Do you have one of those Marconi things?

 

[jwpzx9r]

Do you have one of those Marconi things?

No But I really like macaroni with a cheese sauce :lol:  To be honest although we have no television We are well computered up I could easily have one linked up to a large screen but that would be just far to bourgeois :lol: :lol:   I will give you a clue as to the situation where I live a guy came out to empty our sceptic tank on boxing day :lol:  I was going to ask him to spread it over my veg plot ... but I thought the neighbours may have thought that a step too far ... but could you just imagine the size of the vegs after a feed like that 15 years of top quality poop... should have had it done wasn't that wiffy anyway.

 

[Wonko the Sane]

After having given a comment some very serious consideration I have decided to not.

 

[ips]

we also have a poo tank ?

modern convenience has not found us yet ?