Melanie sykes

[Les53]

Yet another thread heading for the **** section by the look of it. !!!!

 

[clayclouter]

christ!, wheres the **** section have i been missing something!!!!??

 

[Les53]

christ!, wheres the **** section have i been missing something!!!!??

Oh dear!!!! Yes the **** section!!!! Eerrr....well better ask Nic, she's always talking about her fluffy thing and whatever, always causes a stir!!!

 

[ExSCA]

christ!, wheres the **** section have i been missing something!!!!??

Don't you have access? It's where all the grown up material goes. 

 

[clayclouter]

Hmmmm so you have been keeping me in the Fisher Price section of the website!!

And those in the know get to access the adult material!!

 

[clayclouter]

and dont tell me its because you want to match my intelligence with that of the Fisher Price section I know whats going on !!

 

[Les53]

Hmmmm so you have been keeping me in the Fisher Price section of the website!!

And those in the know get to access the adult material!!

Maybe Matt will organise a pass for you.

 

[clayclouter]

I expect there is a fee involved no doubt !!!

 

[Les53]

I expect there is a fee involved no doubt !!!

 Oh of course there is a fee! You must also be able to prove that you are over 18 years of age. :biggrin:

 

[ExSCA]

 Oh of course there is a fee! You must also be able to prove that you are over 18 years of age. :biggrin:

Mentally. 

 

[clayclouter]

I can confirm that I am Mental and over 18,therefore I should have access to the **** section unless there is any just impediment that prevents me from doing so ??

 

[Les53]

I can confirm that I am Mental and over 18,therefore I should have access to the **** section unless there is any just impediment that prevents me from doing so ??

Matt will ask you to kiss the golden rivet before he gives you access! :fie:

 

[clayclouter]

He can kiss my Golden ***!!! I maybe mental but im not daft!!

 

[Salopian]

Better be quick, Cameron is going to stop Matt from contacting us unless we give prior consent ! And so he should.

 

[Nick Selby]

Psssssssst.....on other news.......... It is going to be a boy.....I have been told.....but don't tell anyone....!!

 

[joe kitson]

Sidney, you should be so lucky to require a support group!

 Mine might be small but it's big enough to fill a Pram.

peter i could shut one eye

 

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Psssssssst.....on other news.......... It is going to be a boy.....I have been told.....but don't tell anyone....!!

well you have a 50/50 chance of being correct....

 

[Nick Selby]

well you have a 50/50 chance of being correct....

You can laugh.......

Note to self......re look at Facebook friends again......

 

[RobertBeard]

She would be well suited to joining the FITASS brigade! :lol:   

 

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You can laugh.......

Note to self......re look at Facebook friends again......

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