VicW
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A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is
coming to visit with his wife.
"You come to the front door of the apartments. I am in apartment 301 .
There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button
301. I will buzz you in.
Come inside and the elevator is on the right. Get
in, and with your elbow, push 3rd Floor. When you get out, I'm on the left.
With your elbow, hit my doorbell. OK?"
"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons
with my elbow? .........
"What . .. . .. .. You're coming empty handed?"
coming to visit with his wife.
"You come to the front door of the apartments. I am in apartment 301 .
There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button
301. I will buzz you in.
Come inside and the elevator is on the right. Get
in, and with your elbow, push 3rd Floor. When you get out, I'm on the left.
With your elbow, hit my doorbell. OK?"
"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons
with my elbow? .........
"What . .. . .. .. You're coming empty handed?"
