VicW
Well-known member
An old Italian man in Brooklyn is dying. He calls his grandson to his
bedside,
"Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome
plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns.. How about you leave me your
Rolex watch instead?"
"You lissina me, boy! Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you
gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of
bambinos. "
"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed
with another man.
"Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Times up!' "?
bedside,
"Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome
plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns.. How about you leave me your
Rolex watch instead?"
"You lissina me, boy! Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you
gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of
bambinos. "
"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed
with another man.
"Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Times up!' "?
