Scorers

[Sian]

Of course they do, but how many women refs have you seen drop their keck's and go behind a bush.....

:fie:   :fie: :fie:

I'm not a ref but I've often done that

 

[Macc Ladd]

Of course they do, but how many women refs have you seen drop their keck's and go behind a bush.....

:fie: :fie: :fie:

. Not enough!!!!

 

[schmokinn]

Of course they do, but how many women refs have you seen drop their keck's and go behind a bush.....

:fie:   :fie: :fie:  

dunno what shoots are like your way but round hear any bushes are likely to be in front of the guns!

 

[Sian]

dunno what shoots are like your way but round hear any bushes are likely to be in front of the guns!

Plenty of shoots where your not likely to end up with shot in Your arse

 

[wynno]

I'm not a ref but I've often done that

NNooooooooo  That's an image burned into my brain now

:haha:   :haha:   :haha:   :fie:

 

[Sian]

Wynno I am always very discreet and quite small so can tuck myself away quite tidily without causing anyone to suffer unnecessarily.  :girlcrazy:

 

[Finners]

Wynno I am always very discreet and quite small so can tuck myself away quite tidily without causing anyone to suffer unnecessarily.  :girlcrazy:

That's just not true:

 

[Sian]

If only I looked that good Finners  :girlcray:

 

[Finners]

If only I looked that good Finners  :girlcray:

Ha ha, not sure that was your best angle.

 

[wynno]

Sian, are you shooting the fitasc at St Dials this weekend ?

I'm the good looking grey haired short arse ref see you there :hi:   :hi:   

 

[Sian]

Sian, are you shooting the fitasc at St Dials this weekend ?

I'm the good looking grey haired short arse ref see you there :hi:   :hi:   

I wish I was but no not this weekend.  Plenty of bushy areas in that woods there if caught short!

 

[ExSCA]

I'm the good looking grey haired short arse ref see you there :hi:   :hi:   

When he says 'good looking'

 

[Sian]

love

love means the other word done the Irish way !

 

[donna]

I've been to many shoots where the toilets are non existent and have had to resort to going behind a bush, but I remember one time vividly when on pulling up my knickers, got a stinging nettle caught in them (without realising) and spent the whole shoot scratching my a**e before I realised what had happened, then had to find another bush to get it out!

 

[ips]

Dock leaf ...... just saying; )

 

[PhilS]

Did nobody offer to get it out for you? Where are all the Gentlemen these days??  :fie:

Pardon??



Oh, the nettle. Sorry

 

[Jim Wheeler]

I've been to many shoots where the toilets are non existent and have had to resort to going behind a bush, but I remember one time vividly when on pulling up my knickers, got a stinging nettle caught in them (without realising) and spent the whole shoot scratching my a**e before I realised what had happened, then had to find another bush to get it out!

thanks for that donna,,,,

  hysterical !

 

[wynno]

When he says 'good looking'

That's a gun warning for you Matt.. :haha:   :haha:   :haha:

 

[Rosso]

I've been to many shoots where the toilets are non existent and have had to resort to going behind a bush, but I remember one time vividly when on pulling up my knickers, got a stinging nettle caught in them (without realising) and spent the whole shoot scratching my a**e before I realised what had happened, then had to find another bush to get it out!

Cross dressing Trap shooters lurk about behind bushes. Could you not have got one of them to suck the poison out.

 

[Salopian]

Enjoying this thread, especially the lady issues.

But back to reality, if we consider the cost of entries, and a ground is well established, is it not too much to ask to have toilet facilities, especially to cater for Ladies????? What is the cost of a Portaloo?

But more importantly how about training competent referees? A registered shoot in Staffordshire last Sunday was refereed by children , without adequate clothing for the Rain, no hearing protection, no glasses, plus Guns were allowed to compete without glasses and hearing protection. One child was so cold and wet he was reduced to crying whilst covering his head and shoulders by hunching up , not watching the targets , pressing the buttons and relying on the spectators to call out the scores.

Ground owners, please contact your local authorities , power stations MoD sites etc. They will provide second hand HiViz coats , safety glasses and ear plugs free of charge if asked, PPE is usually provided for Factory visits for visitors and then discarded afterwards. If you don't ask , you don't get.

Minimum age for referees should be 16 years at least.