VicW
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[SIZE=small]Twin sisters in St. Luke's Nursing Home were turning one hundred years old. The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take pictures of the two 100 year old twins. One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=small]Once the photographer arrived he asked the sisters to sit on the sofa. The deaf sister said to her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE [/SIZE][SIZE=small]ON THE SOFA!", said the other. [/SIZE] [SIZE=small]"Now get a little closer together," said the cameraman. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=small] Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE." So they wiggled up close to each other.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=small]"Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little," said the photographer. Yet again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!" With a big grin the deaf twin shouted out, "OH MY – BOTH OF US?"[/SIZE] Vic. [SIZE=small] [/SIZE]
[SIZE=small]Once the photographer arrived he asked the sisters to sit on the sofa. The deaf sister said to her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE [/SIZE][SIZE=small]ON THE SOFA!", said the other. [/SIZE] [SIZE=small]"Now get a little closer together," said the cameraman. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=small] Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE." So they wiggled up close to each other.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=small]"Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little," said the photographer. Yet again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!" With a big grin the deaf twin shouted out, "OH MY – BOTH OF US?"[/SIZE] Vic. [SIZE=small] [/SIZE]
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